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What A Spooky Thought
That Berlin’s ghost airport could finally, like, actually, you know, well, open? Sends shivers down my spine. But I don’t believe in ghost airports. That eventually open, I mean. You can’t scare me...
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Now That There Are No Flights Anymore
The long-delayed, delayed, delayed, delayed (since 2011) opening of the Berlin Brandenburg Airport (BER) will finally go ahead as planned, planned, planned and planned. Clever, really. Almost...
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Berlin Tegel Airport Closing June 1, 2020
And Berlin Brandenburg Airport opens October 31, 2020. Let’s do the math. So, Berlin is down to just one world-class horrible airport for like five months? Until the next world-class horrible one comes...
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Your Flight From 2012 Is Now Ready For Boarding
What do you mean? Berlin’s party joke phantom airport may be opening after all? Too bad I didn’t keep our plane tickets from 2012 as souvenirs. They showed us departing from Los Angeles (LAX) and...
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Is This Your Bag, Ma’am?
Your bag of bones, I mean? Armenian woman stopped at Munich airport in Germany after husband’s bones found in bag – A woman traveling from Greece said she wanted to return her husband’s remains to his...
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On October 31, 2020, BER Will Open
But don’t tell anyone, OK? It’s too embarrassing. Berlin’s new international airport can open next month after an embarrassing nine-year delay despite the coronavirus pandemic taking a big bite out of...
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Early Retirement
If you ask me. So long, Tegel. Berlin bid farewell Sunday to the German capital’s central Tegel airport, beloved by some and reviled by others, as it shifts all air traffic to a new hub on the...
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This Surreally Happened
Art for Art’s sake. You know Art, don’t you? From the cleaning crew? We need surrealism to deal with surreality, people. Or maybe we don’t. Hard to say for sure. A Surrealist Yves Tanguy Painting Was...
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I Want That Blue Screen In The Middle
I’ll give you five bucks for it. I mean euros. Will they be auctioning off what used to be your airport soon too? I mean, if this lockdown madness continues much longer? For Sale: Own A Piece Of Berlin...
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German Of The Day: Unter Beschuss
That means under fire. Thank goodness Joe Biden has “made progress” and continues to have the situation under control. A firefight broke out between unidentified gunmen, Western security forces and...
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